I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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