He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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