doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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