Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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