The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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