Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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