I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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