If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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