That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
