I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize
