It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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