Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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