bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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