Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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