I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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