just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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