yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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