fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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