This is not my ceiling
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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