hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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