I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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