i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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