PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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