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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass

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Crack whore

Submitted by superhead on Jul 9, 10 at 4:29pm

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- Haha, double meaning for the word "crack".
  
  Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 9, 10 at 6:36pm
  
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Why would you assume it's a guy? That such a stripper move

Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 9, 10 at 6:03pm

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Could be a guy

Submitted by FetusPuncher on Jul 9, 10 at 4:35pm

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Ass crack?

Submitted by Arizona on Jul 9, 10 at 6:14pm

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Definately gonna be my date to the next wedding I go to

Submitted by legend4769 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:03pm

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Better be a girl...

Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:48pm

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I have a feeling crack residue is the only white thing you'll be wearing to your own wedding.

Submitted by maskedman on Jul 10, 10 at 1:54am

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Guy-crack-whore ?

Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:58pm

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Fat ass

Submitted by amp2308 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:04pm

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This is my area code...... Woooooooww

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 10, 10 at 1:27am

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boston you're my home hahaha

Submitted by Kimosabe on Jul 10, 10 at 12:27pm

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What a good sport, everyone loves a gamer!!

Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Jul 9, 10 at 8:00pm

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Say no to crack

Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:33pm

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Passive voice

Submitted by mollyburke on Jul 10, 10 at 4:22am

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crack kills

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 11:25pm

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Nothing like lines off a hookers ass

Submitted by prozach on Jul 10, 10 at 3:22am

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Submitted by superhead on Jul 9, 10 at 4:29pm

Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 9, 10 at 6:36pm

Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 9, 10 at 6:03pm

Submitted by FetusPuncher on Jul 9, 10 at 4:35pm

Submitted by Arizona on Jul 9, 10 at 6:14pm

Submitted by legend4769 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:03pm

Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:48pm

Submitted by maskedman on Jul 10, 10 at 1:54am

Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:58pm

Submitted by amp2308 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:04pm

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 10, 10 at 1:27am

Submitted by Kimosabe on Jul 10, 10 at 12:27pm

Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Jul 9, 10 at 8:00pm

Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:33pm

Submitted by mollyburke on Jul 10, 10 at 4:22am

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 11:25pm

Submitted by prozach on Jul 10, 10 at 3:22am

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