I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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