You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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