ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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