Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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