she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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