Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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