what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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