Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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