Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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