You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
