Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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