Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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