If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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