i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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