Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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