so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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