i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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