he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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