Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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