id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So vagazzling was a success
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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