so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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