So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
and she was petting her beer can
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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