Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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