That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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