he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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