So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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