So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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