It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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