Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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