thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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