I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He shit in the fireplace
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize