I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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